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Urban Dictionary: Meme Creep →
“When the use of an internet meme spirals out of control, taking it beyond its original meaning, and wears it out before its time. Especially true of Epic anything.”
It sucks when you want to have a good conversation with someone and it never goes anywhere because all they care about is looking for opportunities to use their snide comebacks that they’ve already run into the...
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I say that the true artist-seer, the heavenly fool who can and does produce...
– Seymour: An Introduction. (via teaforonesvp)
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yell-o: Which of these ten magical items would you... →
A pot that can produce 1,000 kilograms of any food a day.
A bracelet that keeps weather perfect wherever you go and within a 250 kilometre radius.
A necklace that allows you to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge from them, without reading.
An unlimited bottle of perfume that will make you wildly attractive to the opposite sex (or same sex if you’re gay), which cannot be used on anyone...
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thedailywhat:
Movie Trailer of the Day: The first official trailer for Jackass 3.5, which will be released April 1st, exclusively on Joost.com. Apparently, “April Fool’s Day will NEVER be the same.”
From the press release:
JACKASS 3.5, directed by Jeff Tremaine, will feature over 85 minutes of all-new content, including never-before-seen stunts, outrageous pranks and other side-splitting...
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itsstillme:
The FULL 18 minute Bad short film directed by Martin Scorsese. Starring Michael Jackson and Wesley Snipes with Scorsese making a trademark cameo around the 13:43 mark. See if you can spot it.
Also, Paul Calderon plays a dope dealer. That’s just like the cherry on top.
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Some kid in my film class pronounced Martin...
He kept pronouncing it “score-zee,” and what made it worse is that he was talking to the professor like he knew about film directors.
It’s a good thing that the class is full and he’s not getting in.
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