July 2009
Photo King →
bjgbautista:
Is this training for that job at Babies R Us? xD
You could say so, yes. =P
Photo King →
Give it a try, it’s pretty fun!
Beforehand I would be able to start a myspace survey and finish it, from beginning to end, Now whenever I try to take one, I stop around the middle and give up because of all the depressing questions.
caterpillars
porpdawgs: Poor male caterpillar
porpdawgs: they're like
porpdawgs: "fuck my life.... I have to turn into THAT!? It's so girly and I'm going to end up being extremely gay! OMG WTF IS THIS SHELL FORMING AROUND ME! OMG GET IT OFF ME! HELP, HELP, HE-"
porpdawgs: weeks later
porpdawgs: "OH HAAYY LADIES, ISN'T TODAY SOO FABULOUS?! LYK, OH EM GEE, YOUR WINGS ARE SO ADORABLE, GAL! MMM MM MM!"
monkeyleejones: hahaha goddammit
monkeyleejones: that was the most ridiculous description of a caterpillar ever
…your post will mislead others into thinking that it really was alive. But...
– From an aspiring marine that I know that expressed his feelings to me way back when the video of the soldiers kicking the dog circulated around the internet.
He may have respect for his soldiers, but I guess in his eyes, kicking animals (dead or alive) around is okay to do, especially if...
Reblog if you want to get the fuck out of your...
roflcoptermason:
shutyoureyes:
thelyricist:
fleshandbone:
terra-bear:
savannahhhh:
(via thisorigamidream)
eh well I’m not in a rush to leave, but I do want to go see new things and explore.
"I can remember falling asleep in tears because I... →
"...everything seems to be a remake or adapting a... →
What I learned today
Afghan food is delicious.
Saad doesn’t give a f*ck.
Time is cereal.
Some people have really bad luck.
Noel’s dog sometimes has nervous breakdowns that are very scary.
It’s one thing to reblog. It’s another thing when you engage in an extensive reblog conversation.
Creative writing 101 by Kurt Vonnegut
lickystickypickyme:
1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
4. Every sentence must do one of two things-reveal character or advance the action.
5. Start as close to the end as possible.
6....
AT&T blocks 4Chan, but eventually changes their... →
The Net Neutrality War (and The Great Firewall of America) is starting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xribI5BZSVU
The Benefits of Distant Friendships or The...
I just got done talking with a friend about how our friendship is somewhat distant and how he prefers to hang out with certain people. He admitted to it, and told me what everyone usually does: That I’m worrying too much. I’ve been hearing that from people for the past three years, and it’s pretty hard to accept that statement when I’m not the person that lets things just...
bad dream #285
I went to sleep around 8 last night because I didn’t hang out with my friends like I thought I was going to. I dreamt about watching The Pagemaster for some reason, then walking out of my house looking at a magazine with the Watchmen pin on the cover. I look up, and I’m on my high school campus. I see my friend who’s been in Europe a majority of this summer, standing under a...
“you need to quit being like that, it’s not healthy”
...
– Various excerpts from AIM chat logs as I was conversing with people, and how they told me that I worry too much, are too afraid to pursue a relationship, shouldn’t consider a relationship at all, hanging out with people that seems to be manipulating me, and being a pessimist.
Chat logs
nordy:
It’s funny to remember how acquaintances start and evolve into real, full-blown friendships. Some people go through such radical change and some people don’t change at all… it’s so surreal.
I have a read chat logs from time to time too. It’s weird cause sometimes you see how you might have talked to a friend something about something bad that happened to them one night, and how they...
My Current Goals
Prepare for College
Get a License
Get a Job
Finish the Odyssey Adventure
Finish Nord Strom
Go to Avatar Day on August 21st
Finish my “Movies-to-see” list
Beat Tetris
Get over the fact that the update gathering didn’t happen because they’re not really interested
Buy a shirt online
I don’t care if the whole world is against you or teasing you or saying you’re...
– Michael Jackson (via quotewhore) (via fuckyeahollywood)
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